Monday, November 28, 2005
Your Daily Joke
What is the difference between an Optimist and a Pessimist? The Optimist wakes up in the morning, jumps out of bed, throws back the curtains and says "Good morning, God" The Pessimist wakes up in the morning, crawls out of bed, draws back the curtains and says "Good God, morning"
posted by Recovering @ 12:25 PM
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Tuesday, November 22, 2005
guess by now every1's a free bird le ba... =)
enjoy ur hols & use them wisely!!
God loves a cheerful giver...
posted by aNti-gLitteR @ 11:11 PM
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Sunday, November 20, 2005
How Churchy Are You TEST
1. How often do you attend church service or fellowship?
A. Try to come when you have the time
B. Not interested
C. Twice a week
D. More than three times a week
2. How often do you pray or give thanks?
A. When problems arise or when you are in a bad situation
B. It's a usual habit to pray and give thanks
C. For anyone, anywhere, at anytime and for any reason
D. Rarely, you just say amen when the pastor finishes his prayer
3. How often do you encourage your friends to come to church?
A. The last person you brought to church was the indian roti prata man u made friends with yesterday
B. You always bring someone new at any church activities
C. You intend to save only your own soul
D. You try and ask friends that are interested or might have a possibility of coming
4. How often do you participate in church or committee duties?
A. You have been an active member in church and your face appears on quite a number of church photos
B. You think that church activities are fun and would like to volunteer in the future
C. You have been in the committee since young and every church photo has your face
D. You come once in awhile and your name has never been chosen for committee nominees
5. How well do you get along with your brothers and sisters in church?
A. You have no brothers and sisters in church, there is only the pastor and alot of other people
B. Everyone loves you so much that when you have a cold, it will be listed as a prayer item on all the services
C. You can remember almost everybody's name in church and everyone will take turns praying when u fall sick
D. You have a few friends in church, and u feel that you guys can be more brotherly
Calculate your points according to your choices:
1. A-2 B-1 C-3 D-4
2. A-2 B-3 C-4 D-1
3. A-4 B-3 C-1 D-2
4. A-3 B-2 C-4 D-1
5. A-1 B-4 C-3 D-2
Rate your churchy level according to your total points:
8 and below - Massively not churchy
Beware now, are you sure u know what church is all about?
9-13 - Somewhat churchy
You are almost there, you just need to believe more with your heart than your head.
14-17 - Pretty churchy
You have been promoted from a believer to a disciple.
18-20 - Massively over churchy
You are guaranteed a spot in heaven.
posted by Recovering @ 11:07 PM
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